PARTHOG Encounter Generator

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1,Thunk - bum right leg, skinny (scooping mud into bucket) 1,Thuk - no left eye, fat (fiddling with instrument) 1,Blorsh - no fingers ‘cept thumbs, fat (hammering rock) 1,Blork - no shoes, no toes, skinny (begging for money) 1,Bok - hatless, angry, fat (looking for hat) 1,Tuk - little, cross-eyed (running, screeching, w/ hat) 1,Tusk - fat, blind (eating a live rat) 1,Porg - armless, fat (mushroom hunting) 1,Prog - huge, hairless (pushing cows around) 1,Punt - skinny, old (beating d20 on this table while they ignore it) 1,Punk - tongueless, young (playing instrument) 1,Puk - hairless, young (watching the sky) 1,Erk - burnt, huge (laughing hysterically at ???) 1,Erg - fat, wheezing (skinning a dead dog) 1,Gerg - skinny, scarred (pushing cart of hay) 1,Gorg - huge, mangled (screaming/laughing, tackling 2d20) 1,Werg - skinny, long fingernails (counting small bones repeatedly) 1,Wik - skinny, mangled (snotting everywhere) 1,Fonk - legless, fat (puking onto wall) 1,Forg - in stocks, naked (walking, puking onto feet) 1,Fug - fat, earless (laughing, whipping d20) 1,Bunk - spitty, muddy (picking mushrooms out of a dead fox) 1,Bork - fat, hairy (groaning miserably) 1,Gash - albino, fat (sitting atop a child) 1,Gunk - bearded, toothless (building a gallows) 1,Gug - skinny, naked (swinging a big knife around) 1,Gerg - fat, childlike (threading small metal loops around a stick) 1,Sug - swollen face, no fingers (begging) 1,Wunk - swollen face, skinny (grinding herbs against a rock) 1,Sunk - fat, naked (destroying a big chair) 1,Surg - long beard, old (rolling in mud, laughing) 1,Dersh - lipless, skinny (making “a map” in mud) 1,Dug - tooth-poking-through-cheek, skinny (building a machine of scraps) 1,Derg - naked, clean (playing instrument) 1,Duk - noseless, fat (playing weird dice game with d20) 1,Dkerg - ancient, skinny (mumbling, pointing) 1,Derp - lipless, hunchbacked (carrying large jangling sack) 1,Dup - all hair is white, skinny (running, looking behind at d20 + d6) 1,Pung - handsome, naked (winking, nodding) 1,Perg - young, toothless (transporting nice sword) 1,Pelk - old, tattooed (staring at sky) 1,Pork - eyeless, young (card tricks with strange cards) 1,The High & Golden One - skinny, old (speaking with the sky) 1,The Low & Rising One - fat, young (looking for Queen with a gift) 1,The Golden & Sinking One - skinny, albino (transporting a sacred cloth) 1,The High & True One - old, toothless (preaching to cows) 1,The True & Low One - scarred, lots of jewelry (extorting 2d20) 1,The Witless One - ancient, shaky (waiting on 2d20 cleaning his instrument) 1,The King - handsome, clean (beating 2d20) 1,The Queen - pale, young (d4: screaming at 2d20, fucking d8 - 1, buying weird object off 2d20, listening to sky)