Dusty Bookshelves

Sometimes, you just need a book—but not just the title, nor even the author. Sometimes, you need a book with [content]; [content]… and [content]‼ This generator is for that kind of book. So … you head over to the library, and find…

1,“[name]” by [author], book with [content][%m]
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3, 2,, and [content] 1,; [content], and [content]
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1,[FantasyBooks.subject]
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2,[fb] for [‽] 2,[fb], a Practical Guide 2,A Compendium of [fb] 2,The [fb] Handbook 2,The History of [fb] in the Ancient World 1,[‽] and the Great Shunning 1,1001 Fast’n’Easy Recipes for Busy [‽] 1,A Collector’s Guide to Dwarven Coinage, Vol. [Ch] 1,A Compendium of Mountains 1,A Portrait of Domestic Life Underground 1,A Tale of Madness & Despair 1,A Tale of Two [‽] and Their Great and Terrible Struggle 1,Anatomical Papers on Beasts of the Wilds 1,Benign Uses of Black Magic 1,Black-Smithery for [‽] 1,Casting Spells on a Budget 1,Coins of the Realm, and of Lands Beyond 1,Collecting Ancient Relics 1,Conquering Lands Without an Army 1,Cooking for [‽] 1,Daemonologie 1,Dark Days to Come 1,Dead Men’s Words: a Necromancer’s Diary 1,Death: the End? 1,Dragons, and Their Nocturnal Activities 1,Dwarven Rites of Passage 1,Dwellers of the Icy North 1,Edible Plants for [‽] 1,Elven Rituals Explained 1,Etiquette for [‽] 1,Foraging for Magic Items 1,Forgotten Ages: the Goblin Rebellion 1,Fundamentals of Spellcasting for [‽] 1,Goblin Wars, and Military Strategy 1,Golem Construction: a Simple Guide to Practical Homunculi Creation 1,Great Inventions, and How They Ruined the Economy 1,Great Wizards and Their Famous Spells 1,Grim Tales for [‽] 1,Home Decorating for Modern [‽] 1,Household Magic for Young [‽] 1,How to Good-Bye [‽]—Malarkey, or Effective Way? 1,It Happened One Equinox 1,Keys, and How to Forge Them 1,Know Your Poisons 1,Lost Tongues, Vol. [Ch]: Grim Dwarvish 1,Magic for [‽] 1,Magic of the Old Gods 1,Mating Rituals of [‽] 1,Medicinal Plants (and Their Poisons) 1,Mushroom Safety 1,Notes on Domesticating Dragons for Use as Beasts of Burden 1,Old Gods 1,On the Social Structure of Elven Communities 1,On the Subject of Love in Orc Society 1,Once Upon a Solstice 1,Practical Alchemy for [‽] 1,Predictions on the Future, From Ages Past 1,Preparing for the Coming Cataclysm 1,Robe-Making for [‽] 1,Survival Tips for [‽] 1,The Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Necronomicon 1,The Death of Gods, and How to Bring It 1,The Diary of a Lost Child in the Dwarven Mines 1,The Goblin-Orc Wars of 12[Dice.digit][Dice.digit]–13[Dice.digit][Dice.digit] 1,The Griffin Riders’ Handbook 1,The Iron Helmet 1,The Lost Relics, and Their Supposed Locations 1,The Madness of [Fantasy Male Military Hero.main] 1,The Tower in the East 1,The Truth Behind the Legends 1,Vanishing Spells 1,Weapons of Lore 1,Why [‽] Cannot Be Trusted to Sell Cats at a Fair Price
 * name

1,Dwarves 1,Elves 1,Emergencies 1,Children 1,Beginners 1,Dragonhunters 1,Goblins 1,Halflings 1,Hobbits 1,Orcs 1,Necromancers 1,Paladins 1,Squires 1,Dimwits 1,Trolls 1,Wizards

1,[Fantasy Names.StartMale] 1,[Fantasy Names.StartFem]
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2,[quality], [quality] 1,bowed 1,dampstained 1,dusty 1,edgeworn 1,faded 1,foxed 1,frayed 1,great tome of a 1,handwritten 1,intricately bound 1,leather-bound 1,mildewed 1,moldering 1,musty 1,new 1,odorous 1,old 1,padlocked 1,re-backed 1,scuffed 1,small 1,soiled 1,soot-covered 1,spotted 1,stained 1,tall 1,thick 1,thin 1,thin slip of a 1,torn 1,water-damaged 1,well-thumbed 1,well-worn 1,worm-eaten 1,worn
 * quality

1,a bloodstain on several pages in the middle 1,a deep gash through the cover and first few pages 1,a golden ribbon hidden between the pages 1,a list of items on a slip of paper in the front 1,a love note slipped into Chapter [ch] 1,a mysterious symbol drawn over an illustration of a troll 1,a nearly-effaced note written at the front which begins, “to my dear [American Census Names.female]…” 1,a note in the back from an apothecary to a wizard, asking for more nightshade 1,a number of small animal bones jammed into various pages 1,a number of stains on the pages of unknown origins 1,a page torn from another book stitched into the middle of a chapter (where, oddly enough, it seems to fit into the text perfectly) 1,a scale from an unknown beast, lodged between the pages and the spine 1,a series of notes, seemingly in conversation, written in two different hands in the margins 1,a single bookmark left at the very back 1,a single illustration cut out from a page about [‽] 1,a small envelope sealed with wax, slipped carefully into the pages 1,a small piece of paper slipped between the pages, with a poem about [‽] written on it 1,a small, unlabeled packet of seeds in the back 1,an entire essay handwritten in the back 1,an explanation of the elements written in the back 1,angry margin notes that argue with the text 1,arrows drawn in the margins pointing to every reference of [‽] 1,dead flies squashed into the pages 1,doodles scribbled on some pages 1,every drawing in it scribbled out in red ink 1,half its words censored out in a thick black ink 1,handwritten corrections to the text 1,notes in a dead tongue scrawled throughout 1,notes in the margins written in code 1,nothing but blank pages within 1,numbers written between the text in a strange kind of pattern 1,pages folded over in various places 1,pages from an entirely different book bound inside 1,several bookmarks placed at seemingly disconnected pages 1,several illustrations which seem to have nothing to do with the text 1,some relevant references to other books, and specific pages written in the margins 1,some sweet-smelling flowers crushed between the pages of Chapter [ch] 1,something hidden under the back end paper 1,the corners folded down on every page with an illustration 1,the entire content written upside-down in the first half of the book 1,the entire last chapter torn out 1,the first letter of each word spelling out a poem in requiem 1,the name “[Fantasy Names.StartFem]” written in the margins several times 1,the pages hollowed out in the shape of a small bottle 1,the pages hollowed out, and a smaller book hidden within: [name] 1,the spine missing entirely 1,warped pages at the front where water-damage has caused most of the ink to run 1,what appears to be beer stains on most of the pages
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1,Ⅰ 1,Ⅱ 2,Ⅲ 2,Ⅳ 3,Ⅴ 3,Ⅵ 2,Ⅶ 2,Ⅷ 1,Ⅸ 1,Ⅹ
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Uses tables from the Fantasy Names, and FantasyBooks generators.