Goblin Pantheon

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There are 11 gods in the Goblin pantheon:

 * 1) Maglubiyet - The black goblin god of war, darkness, and the afterlife
 * 2) Ixip - The bright-eyed goblin god of cleverness and hubris
 * 3) Chezraak the Hopeful - The goblin god of celebration, dance, and gambling
 * 4) Khurgorbaeyag - The goblin god of slavery and oppression
 * 5) Nemmo Tokrok Argkaz - The goblin goddess associated with toads, prosperity, and virility
 * 6) Kikanuti - The goblin goddess of the sun
 * 7) Meriadar - The goblin god of farming, hiding, and trapping
 * 8) Bargrivyek - The calm goblin god of cooperation and building
 * 9) Nomog-Geaya - The jealous goblin goddess of pain, blood, and unrequited love
 * 10) Akaname the Unclean - The foul goblin god of latrines, disease, poison, and insanity
 * 11) Guroth - The goblin mother goddess, who died in childbirth

Fun facts:

 * Maglubieyet is generally considered to be the most powerful of the pantheon. He impregnated Guroth.
 * Guroth is rarely worshiped as she is considered to be dead and gone.
 * Nemmo Tokrok Argkaz takes the form of a leviathan sized toad, occasionally with the head of a goblin. She sleeps on a vast hoard of gold coins, as dragons are said to.
 * Kikanuti is married to Meriadar, and he is subservient to her. Bargrivyek is also her lover, and they have an egalitarian relationship.
 * Akaname the Unclean has a tongue that can extend to any length. Anything he touches become diseased. He pursues the affections of Nomog-Geaya, to her displeasure.
 * Maglubieyet, Bargrivyek, and Khurgorbaeyag are brothers. While they often work together, they are often also resentful and scornful of each other.
 * Ixip resembles the Norse god Loki or the North American god Coyote. While his jokes are funny, his schemes are doomed to fail.
 * Chezraak the Hopeful is Ixip's companion. Chezraak blithely encourages Ixip, and is unaware that failure is possible. Their schemes often are attempts to steal Nemmo Tokrok Argkaz's gold.
 * Chezraak, despite being considered masculine, can be impregnated and give birth. His children are mortal goblins of great strength and intelligence, but are brave to a fault and blunder into inevitable tragedy.
 * Nomog-Geaya is often depicted as having the head of a horse with shark teeth. She desires Maglubieyet and loathes Bargrivyek.
 * Meriadar is associated with wisdom, childhood, self-preservation, and cowardice. While he is not a heroic god, he is respected and invoked by those who value survival.
 * There is a major goblin theological dispute as to if Guroth simply died in childbirth, or if childbirth caused Guroth to invert into Nomog-Geaya.

Tables
6,Maglubiyet - The black goblin god of war, darkness, and the afterlife 5,Kikanuti - The goblin goddess of the sun 5,Khurgorbaeyag - The goblin god of slavery and oppression 4,Nemmo Tokrok Argkaz - The goblin god associated with toads, prosperity, and virility 4,Bargrivyek - The sober goblin god of cooperation and building 3,Meriadar - The goblin god of farming, hiding, and trapping 3,Chezraak the Hopeful - The goblin god of celebration, dance, and gambling 2,Ixip - The bright-eyed goblin god of cleverness and hubris 2,Nomog-Geaya - The grey goblin goddess of pain, blood, and unrequited love 1,Akaname the Unclean - The foul goblin god of latrines, disease, poison, and insanity 1,Guroth - The goblin mother goddess, who died in childbirth
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6,Maglubiyet 5,Kikanuti 5,Khurgorbaeyag 4,Nemmo Tokrok Argkaz 4,Bargrivyek 3,Meriadar 3,Chezraak the Hopeful 2,Ixip 2,Nomog-Geaya 1,Akaname the Unclean 1,Guroth
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0,            "predesc" puts the god name last 6,the black goblin god of war Maglubiyet 5,the goblin goddess of the sun Kikanuti 5,the god of oppression Khurgorbaeyag 4,the toad god Nemmo Tokrok Argkaz 4,the god of cooperation and building, Bargrivyek 3,the goblin god of farming Meriadar 3,the goblin god of festivity, Chezraak the Hopeful 2,the trickster god Ixip 2,the grey goblin goddess of tragedy Nomog-Geaya 1,the insane god Akaname the Unclean 1,the goblin mother goddess Guroth
 * predesc