Necrotic Ailments

1,[due_to] [cause], [what][%start] [effect][%maybe]. [cure] 1,[cause] will cause the [body part] to[%start] [effect][%maybe]. [cure]
 * main

1,as a consequence of 2,as a result of 3,after 4,due to 3,owing to 2,because of 1,on account of
 * due_to

1,first [w1] 1,[w1] 1,[w1] first
 * what

1,the [body part] will
 * w1

3, 2,, then [w1][%start] [effect] 2, as the [body part] also[%start] [effect]
 * %maybe

3, 2, begin to 2, start to
 * %start

2, bite 2,an infestation of [‽]s 2,angering [‽]s 2,breathing the exhalations of 2,flirting with 2,infected [‽] bites 2,licking [‽]s 2,the bite of 2,unprotected sex with 1,a poisoned dart or weapon 1,a poisoned spine 1,an infection acquired while defecating in some dirty place 1,bathing in certain waters 1,cannibalism 1,dirty sex 1,eating some bad fish 1,inhaling spores 1,mocking the native gods 1,the bite of an unblessed baby
 * cause

0,scapegoat 2,[‽] or [‽] 1,amphibian 1,banshee 1,bugbear 1,crocodile 1,demilich 1,demon 1,faerie 1,flea 1,giant squid 1,gnoll 1,hobgoblin 1,Hydra 1,ice lizard 1,illithid 1,lich 1,monster 1,native god 1,otyugh 1,pterodactyl 1,revenant 1,salamander 1,snake 1,spider 1,Titan 1,warlock 1,werewolf 1,wight 1,worm 1,yeti 1,zombie

1,[body part] and [body part] 1,anus 1,blood 1,bowels 1,brain 1,ears 1,eyes 1,feet 1,fingers 1,genitals 1,hair 1,inner ear 1,joints 1,lungs 1,lymph nodes 1,muscles 1,nose 1,scalp 1,skin around the area of contact 1,toes 1,tongue 1,underarms
 * body part

1,[effect] and [effect] 1,be infested with [Color.all] buboes 1,convert to mithril. As the infection spreads, mobility decreases, but value increases 1,crawl with maggots 1,develop a phosphorescent glow 1,develop [Color.all] rot 1,develop monstrous tattoos that move about, devouring the flesh 1,emit music by vibrating, until the skeletal system has shattered into dust 1,emit such a foul stench that anyone in range (including the victim) will vomit constantly 1,exhibit the signs of evil gods 1,incubate a small being, to be born shortly, with the victim’s memories 1,turn bluish and eventually melt 1,ooze with [Color.all] pus 1,release fungal spores, causing madness and a desire to climb trees 1,secrete a filthy [Color.all] exudate 1,slowly become a gelatinous [Color.all] slime 1,sprout plant life 1,shrivel and eventually turn inside-out. The resulting agonizing pain will lead to madness and eventual death 1,turn [Color.all] and swell up 1,turn to a nutritious [Color.all] custard that heals the maladies of others
 * effect

5,The only known cure is to [c1] 2,Sadly, there is no known cure
 * cure

2,reverse the initial cause 1,[c1], then [c1] 1,apply the poison of 1,attempt to bargain with the infection if possible 1,bathe in salt 1,bathe in the urine of 1,drink the tears of 1,eat mushrooms that commonly grow in a faraway place 1,eat of a rare and precious fruit 1,eat only guano 1,have sex 1,inhale the breath of 1,mock the native gods 1,partake of an exotic animal 1,pass it on to another victim 1,pray as the disease runs its course 1,sing a particular hymn
 * c1

It was recently learned that this page’s original inspiration (Rolang’s Creeping Doom) proposed linking certain colors to certain maladies, etc. But this hyper-ized version, being much more freely recombinant, produces far more disgusting, ludicrous and entertaining results, so … you’re welcome!