CC-So-Racial

Egyptoid`s Special Chart for Crazy Sh!t My DnD Uncle Says Not all fantasy cultures are as educated and enlightened as the ones in your game world. Apologies in advance if this offensive, but it is intended to be Fantasy Problems for Fantasy Persons

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[LOC_RACIST]

0,____________ ______ This List is Simple and Basic __ ________ 0,_____________________ No Italics, bold, or specials. __ ____ 1,My great aunt [SGNP venerian.female] honestly believes that [LOC_RACIST] 1,Once during dinner, didn't [NAMER]`s [Family Member.main] once say [LOC_RACIST] ?? 1,That tavern owner once told me that [LOC_RACIST] 1,The [Medieval Profession.profession] on the corner told my [Family Member.main] that [LOC_RACIST] 1,Even the [CC-Nobles.NOBLE-LIST] feels that [LOC_RACIST] 1,Scrawled on the latrine wall: [LOC_RACIST] 1,Etched by the [Fantasy Male Military Hero.MilitaryRankCap] on the corner of the parapet: [LOC_RACIST] 1,As far as I know, all [Fantasy-CC-Traits.OTHER_GROUPS] think that [LOC_RACIST] 1,Rumor has it the priestess of the [Fantasy-CC-Main-Events.DEITIES] says it`s totally okay to liquidate [LOCA_RACES]. 1,We heard [Fantasy-CC-Traits.OTHER_PEOPLE] were on the street-corner, preaching this: [LOC_RACIST]. 1,Oh Great Grandma [SGNP danish.female1] always said: If you have [CC-Blessings-Curses.DISEASES] in your [Fantasy-CC-Traits.BODY_LOCATIONS], then [LOCA_RACES] must be to blame. 1,Supposedly [Ranks and Titles.RankEnglishNavy] [SGNP venerian.male] claims that [LOC_RACIST] ?? 1,Even the [LOCA_RACES], as awful as they are, know you can never trust the [LOCA_RACES] 1,I once knew a wise [Adventurers CC.ADVENTURER_TYPE], seems like all he would do is hunt and kill [LOCA_RACES] 1,One time a [Fantasy Profession.magical] hired me to bring them 7 polished [LOCA_RACES] skulls. Best job I had that year. 1,Remember that weekend where we brought ale and sandwiches just to watch the [LOCA_RACES] killing off the [LOCA_RACES] ?? 0,___________________________ yes, almost all the boneheads in this generator are male ______ 0,___________________________________________________________________________________________ 1,[SGNP german.maleall] 1,[SGNP danish.male1] 1,[SGNP englishy.begin][SGNP englishy.mid][SGNP englishy.end] 1,[SGNP psuedo-english.male] 1,[SGNP venerian.male] 1,[Germanic Tribe.first][Germanic Tribe.middle][Germanic Tribe.last]
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 * NAMER

0,__________________________Backwards Thinking Spouted off by the Uneducated ______________ 0,_________________________________________________________________________________________ 1,[Demon Name.Main] the [ArcaneBooks.Honorific], worshiped as their living saint, is a charlatan using cheap magic powders to impress the feeble-minded [LOCA_RACES] following him. 1,[LOCA_RACES] always want it both ways--the battle axe and the olive branch. 1,[LOCA_RACES] engage in a gross act likened to a “wet hug” in order to further their miserable species. 1,[LOCA_RACES] make me so glad that slavery is still legal around here. 1,[LOCA_RACES] ruin their own lands, which is why they’re always out pillaging. 1,[LOCA_RACES] think the "most learned among them" is the one who commands 5 legions. 1,[LOCA_RACES] think they are the best spell-casters in the world, when really they can just fart dramatically. 1,[LOCA_RACES] try so hard to breed with our daughters cause in their own guts they know what sad-sacks they really are. 1,[LOCA_RACES] were crafted by the pantheon as a kind of experiment to create a better gorilla. 1,[LOCA_RACES] would rather climb a mountain for a moment of glory than write a poem that lasts through the ages. 1,How can you tolerate [LOCA_RACES] ?? Have you even seen their homeland ?? 1,I constantly have to whip my boy into shape on account of them [LOCA_RACES]. 1,My crossbow is always loaded since so many [LOCA_RACES] seems to come where I work lately. 1,My spouse woke up weeping the other morning. In the nightmare, our daughter was kissing [LOCA_RACES]. 1,Once upon a time, [Fantasy-CC-Main-Events.DEITIES] had constipation, but really they had just created the [LOCA_RACES], much to our consternation. 1,Still giggling about the time when the [DISASTER] wiped out the [LOCA_RACES]`s harbor festival. 1,Stupidly, the local mayor allows [LOCA_RACES] to live inside the city walls. 1,That idiot chieftain, [Demon Name.Main], far from being the brave lord the [LOCA_RACES] believe, dressed in slave garments to escape capture at the Battle of [CC-Royal-Relation.REGIONAL] [CC-Royal-Relation.ESTATES] 1,The arrival of [LOCA_RACES] on the world just proves that ancient peoples used to be dabblers with deviltry. 1,Those [LOCA_RACES] always brag about their constructions and inventions, but honestly what has their kind done lately ? I mean besides pillage. 1,We all know that the speechifying of [LOCA_RACES] obscures the truth, like a torch which gives off 95% smoke but no real light 1,We always wonder why the gods created [LOCA_RACES]: Are they just testing the rest of us ? 1,We don't speak to that [Family Member.main]`s side of the family since we found out that cousin [SGNP venerian.female] had [LOCA_RACES] ancestry. 1,We need to teach our kids to keep an eye on them [LOCA_RACES] 1,We pray to [Fantasy-CC-Main-Events.DEITIES] every sun-day supper because of those [LOCA_RACES]. 1,When [LOCA_RACES] are talking, they're lying; when silent, they're stealing 1,When the female [LOCA_RACES] look twice at me in the market, its because of how disgusting their men-folk really must be at home. 1,The rushed handwriting in the diary shows the joy felt on that morning when [DISASTER] totally ruined that party of [LOCA_RACES].
 * LOC_RACIST

0,___________________ Target of the Remarks, Usually not Base-Line humans. 0,___________________ No Correlation to Real-World folks is intended, this is for TableTop RPGs. 1,[Zenume Region Names.region] [CC-Apprenticed.Masters-Race] 1,[Zenume Region Names.region] [Fantasy-CC-Main-Events.SENTIENT] 1,[Zenume Region Names.region] [Master-Magic.Racial] 1,[Zenume Region Names.region] [‎CC-Enslavement.RACE] 9,[Zenume Region Names.region] [‎CC-Race-events.BUTT-HOLES] 1,Aarakocra 1,Aquatic Elves 1,Arctic Gnomes 1,Aurak Draconians 1,Baaz Draconians 33,Badlands Dwarves 11,Barbarians 1,Bird-Folk 1,Bladeback Saurials 1,Bozak Draconians 9,Bugbears 1,Cat-folk 11,Cave-Dwellers 1,Centaurs 1,Cloud Giants 1,Cyclops 1,Dargonesti Elves 5,Dark Elves 5,Death-Touched 33,Deep Gnomes 1,Deep Halflings 1,Desert Orks 1,Dhampir 1,Dimernesti Elves 8,Dog-Men 1,Dragon-Breeds 1,Dragonborn 2,Dragonkin 44,Drow Elves 2,Duergar 44,Dwarves 4,Dwelfs 1,Eladrin 11,Elves 5,Exiled Dwarves 1,Feyfolk 1,Finhead Saurials 1,Fire Giants 1,Fire Mephlings 22,Flinds 1,Flyer Saurials 44,Forest Gnomes 1,Forestlord Elves 5,Frost Folk 1,Frost Giants 7,Giants 2,Giff 1,Githyanki 1,Githzerai 44,Gnolls 1,Gnomes 2,Goatfolk 1,Goblins 2,Gold Dwarves 22,Gray Elves 22,Grey Elves 1,Grippli 1,Grung 11,Gully Dwarves 1,Half Drow 5,Half Elves 2,Half-Dragons 3,Half-Fey 1,Kiblonesti 1,Half-giants 1,Half-Giants 5,Half-Humans 22,Half-Ogres 33,Half-orks 6,Halflings 1,Hellbred 1,Hengeyokai 11,High Desert Nomads 5,High Elves 44,Hill Dwarves 2,Hill Giants 11,Hill-Folk 11,Hobbits 44,Hobgoblins 1,Hornhead Saurials 33,Humanoids 2,Illithids 5,Insectoids 1,Janni 1,Jungle Men 1,Kagonesti Elves 1,Kapak Draconians 1,Kender 2,Kenku 1,Klackons 2,Kobolds 1,Korobokuru 11,Kuo-Toa 44,Lightfoot Halflings 11,Lizardfolk 1,Locathah 1,Loxo 1,Merfolk 3,Minotaurs 1,Mongrel Folk 1,Mongrel-men 5,Monkey Folk 44,Mountain Dwarves 5,Neanderthals 33,Night Elves 2,Norkers 11,Northlanders 1,Ogre Magi 7,Ogres 1,Ogrillons 33,Orks 1,Petty Dwarves 1,Pixies 1,Pterran 1,Qualinesti Elves 1,Ratlings 44,Rock Gnomes 1,Sahuagin 1,Sea Elves 1,Silvanesti Elves 1,Silverbrow 1,Sivak Draconians 6,Skaven 11,Southlanders 1,Spiritfolk 1,Stone Giants 1,Stout Halfling 44,Svirfneblin 11,Swamp-Landers 44,Sylvan Elves 5,Tabaxi 44,Tallfellow Halflings 1,Thri-Kreen 2,Tieflings 1,Tinker Gnomes 1,Troglodytes 1,Trolls 5,Turtle-Men 33,Underfolk 1,Uruks 44,Valley Elves 1,Vanara 1,Warforged 1,Westron Humans 44,Wild Elves 1,Winged Elves 22,Wood Elves 2,Xvart 2,Yuan-Ti
 * LOCA_RACES

1,Avalanche 1,Meteor Impact 1,Bulette 1,Leviathan 1,Tarrasque 1,Black Dragon 1,Landslide 1,Blizzard 1,Cold wave 1,Cyclone 1,Drought 1,Earthquake 1,Flood 1,Flash Flood 1,Hailstorm 1,Heat wave 1,Hydrologica 1,Ice storm 1,Meteor Airburst 1,Limnic Eruption 1,Pyroclasm 1,Ice Floe 1,Mud-Slide 1,Purple Worm 1,Sinkhole 1,Solar flare 1,Magnetic Storm 1,Aurora Touchdown 1,Thunderstorm 1,Tornado 1,Tsunami 1,Ley Line Inversion 1,Volcanic Eruption 1,Wildfire
 * DISASTER