Alchemist Potions Descriptions and side effects

This is a table that will tell you how a random potion looks, smells and tastes, the container the potion is found in, as well as what kind of minor side effects it might have.

Potions
[main]

1,[description] [side_effect]
 * main

1,The potion is [color] in color, it gives off a [smells.nominal_phrase], it tastes like [tastes.nominal_phrase] and feels[texture] going down. It is found in [bottletype]. 1,The potion is [color] in color, with flecks of [color.bright], it gives off a [smells.nominal_phrase], it tastes like [tastes.nominal_phrase] and feels[texture] going down. It is found in [bottletype]. 1,The potion is a mix of [color] and [color] in color, it gives off a [smells.nominal_phrase], it tastes like [tastes.nominal_phrase] and feels[texture] going down. It is found in [bottletype]. 1,The potion is [color] with [color] bubbles, it gives off a [smells.nominal_phrase], it tastes like [tastes.nominal_phrase] and feels[texture] going down. It is found in [bottletype].
 * description

1,After drinking the potion your skin turns a light shade of [color.bright] for [dice.1d10] minutes. 1,After drinking the potion your tongue turns a bright shade of [color.bright] for [dice.1d10] hours. 1,After drinking the potion [color.dark] spots appear on your skin for [dice.1d10] minutes. 1,After drinking the potion everything tastes slightly of [tastes.nominal_phrase] for [dice.1d4] days. 1,After drinking the potion a large swollen bump grows upon your [bodylocation], it disappears after [dice.1d6] hours. 1,After drinking the potion your [bodylocation] begins to faintly glow [color.bright]. The glow fades after [dice.1d4] hours. 1,After drinking the potion your sweat is [color.hues] and has a [smells.nominal_phrase] for [dice.1d12] hours. 1,After drinking the potion your urine is [color.bright] for [dice.1d4] days. 1,After drinking the potion you lose all feeling in your [bodylocation] for [dice.1d6] minutes. 1,After drinking the potion you have a terrible burning sensation in your [bodylocation] for [dice.1d6][dice.digit] seconds. 1,After drinking the potion [color.dull] hair grows all over your [bodylocation]. 1,After drinking the potion your hair turns [color.bright] and remains so until washed.
 * side_effect

1,[color.bright] 1,[color.dark] 1,[color.dull] 1,[color.light] 1,[color.metallic] 1,[color.hues]
 * color

1, smooth 1, effervescent 1, watery 1, chunky 1, gritty 1, chalky 1, thick 1, slimy
 * texture

1,right foot 1,left foot 1,right leg 1,left leg 2,abdomen 1,buttocks 1,back 4,chest 1,right arm 1,left arm 1,right hand 1,left hand 1,neck 1,head 2,face
 * bodylocation

1,[label] glass bottle shaped like 1,[label] vial 1,[label] wine bottle 1,[label] canteen 1,[label] flask 1,[label] jug 1,[label] bowl 1,[label] glass jar 1,[label] bucket 1,[label] beaker 1,a bathtub 1,a cauldron 1,the bottom of a casket
 * bottletype

3,an unlabeled 1,an accurately labeled 1,a mislabeled
 * label