Amstar Airlines Flight 2251

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Amstar flight 2251 with non-stop service to Madison. Our flying time into Madison today will be approximately 44 minutes aboard this Embraer 120 aircraft. The Captain has turned on the Fasten Seat Belt sign. If you haven’t already done so, please stow your carry-on luggage underneath the seat in front of you. Please take your seat and fasten your seat belt. And also make sure your seat back and folding trays are in their full upright position. If you are seated next to an emergency exit, please read carefully the special instructions card located by your seat. If you do not wish to perform the functions described in the event of an emergency, please ask a flight attendant to reseat you. At this time, we request that all mobile phones, pagers, radios and remote controlled toys be turned off for the full duration of the flight, as these items might interfere with the navigational and communication equipment on this aircraft. We request that all other electronic devices be turned off until we fly above 10,000 feet. We will notify you when it is safe to use such devices. We remind you that this is a non-smoking flight. Smoking is prohibited on the entire aircraft, including the lavatory. Tampering with, disabling or destroying the lavatory smoke detectors is prohibited by law. If you have any questions about our flight today, please don’t hesitate to ask. Thank you.”

COCKPIT

LEFT SEAT: Captain [American Census Names.surname] [stats] RIGHT SEAT: First Officer [American Census Names.surname] [stats]  CABIN

CREW SEAT: Flight Attendant [American Census Names.main] [stats] COCKPIT DOOR

LAVATORY

 EXIT DOOR

SEAT A-2: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem] SEAT A-3: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem]  SEAT B-1: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem] SEAT B-2: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem] [foreitem] SEAT B-3: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation]  SEAT C-1: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem] SEAT C-2: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem] SEAT C-3: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem]  SEAT D-1: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem] SEAT D-2: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem] SEAT D-3: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem]  SEAT E-1 (WINDOW EXIT): [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem] SEAT E-2: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem] SEAT E-3 (WINDOW EXIT): [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem]  SEAT F-1: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem] SEAT F-2: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem] SEAT F-3: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem]  SEAT G-1: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem] SEAT G-2: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem] SEAT G-3: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem]  SEAT H-1: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem] SEAT H-2: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem] SEAT H-3: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem]  SEAT J-1: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem] SEAT J-2: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem] SEAT J-3: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem]  SEAT K-1: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem] SEAT K-2: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem] SEAT K-3: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [occupation] [color], [foreitem] SEAT K-4: [American Census Names.main] [stats], [forequirk] [occupation] [foreitem]

10,retiree 3,college student with interests in [major] or maybe [major] 5,college student studying [major] 5,grad student studying [major] 5,home-maker 2,person with baby in arms (or pregnant) 5,child of person in adjacent seat 2,criminal in custody of person in adjacent seat (who is actually a cop) 1,accountant 1,actor 1,actuary 2,professor of [major] 1,adhesive bonding machine operator 1,administrative law hearing officer 1,agricultural and food scientist 1,agricultural sciences teacher 1,teen who is flying alone 1,politician 1,aircraft mechanic 1,professional psychic 1,anthropologist 1,architect 1,artist 1,athletic trainer 1,auditor 1,automotive mechanic 1,barber 1,bartender 1,bill collector 1,biological technician 1,unemployed [occupation] 1,bookkeeping clerk 1,budget analyst 1,bus driver 1,middle school teacher 1,carpenter 1,carpet installer 1,chemical plant system operator 1,chemist 1,childcare worker 1,choreographer 1,civil engineer 1,coach 1,compensation and benefits manager 1,computer support specialist 1,cost estimator 1,court reporter 1,dancer 1,database administrator 1,designer 1,desktop publisher 1,drafter 1,dredge operator 1,economist 1,editor 1,educator 1,electrical engineer 1,electrician 1,electrician 1,embalmer 1,environmental scientist 1,farmer 1,fashion designer 1,fiberglass laminator 1,file clerk 1,financial analyst 1,firefighter 1,fish and game warden 1,fitness trainer 1,gas station owner 1,franchise owner 1,small business owner 1,dead-heading amstar pilot 1,dead-heading amstar flight attendant 1,air marshal 1,historian 1,home health aide 1,human resources assistant 1,insurance appraiser 1,judge 1,kindergarten teacher 1,landscape architect 1,lawyer 1,librarian 1,loan officer 1,maid 1,massage therapist 4,salesperson 1,mathematician 1,medical appliance technician 1,mental health counselor 1,microbiologist 1,multimedia artist 1,musician 1,occupational health and safety specialist 1,office clerk 1,orthodontist 1,paralegal 1,parking lot attendant 1,pest control worker 1,pharmacist 1,photographer 1,physician 1,police officer 1,dispatcher 1,printing press operator 1,promotions manager 1,psychologist 1,radio and cell tower equipment installer 1,real estate agent 1,real estate broker 1,real estate sales agent 1,receptionist 1,recreational therapist 1,referee 1,registered nurse 1,rehabilitation counselor 1,reporter 1,sales manager 1,pastor 1,youth minister 1,secretary 1,social science research assistant 1,social worker 1,software developer 1,special education teacher 1,statistician 1,surveyor 1,systems analyst 1,tax preparer 1,taxi driver 1,bank teller 1,training and development manager 1,travel agent 1,high school teacher 1,urban planner 1,veterinarian 1,waiter 1,web developer 1,wholesale and retail buyer 1,writer 1,zoologist 1,professional criminal
 * occupation

7,who is [afterquirk] 2, 1,who is just a little [afterquirk] 1,who is a tiny bit [forequirk] 1,who is extremely [afterquirk] 1,who is very [forequirk] 1,who is both [forequirk] and [forequirk]
 * color

1,angry 1,sharp-dressed 1,sloppy 1,trendy 1,well organized 1,nervous 1,happy 1,calm 1,skinny 1,fat 1,bored 1,chilly 1,airsick 1,hung over 1,ill 1,healthy 1,charming 1,attractive 1,tired 1,energetic 1,loud 5,quiet 1,intelligent 1,smelly 1,excited 1,sickly 1,ill 1,confused 1,scared 1,naive 1,drunk 1,high 1,fit 1,religious 1,sober 1,talkative 1,nervous 1,laconic 1,foolish 1,mean-spirited 1,small 1,tall 1,overbearing 1,kind 1,funny 1,practical 1,strong 1,frail 1,irritating 1,restless 1,reserved 1,strange 1,depressed 1,lovesick 1,menacing 1,friendly 1,innocent 1,rumpled 1,exhausted 1,curious 1,resourceful 1,brave 1,wise 1,tough 1,weak 1,timid 1,near-sighted 1,mobility impaired 1,cautious 1,sneaky 1,slow 1,hearing impaired 1,vision impaired
 * forequirk

10,asleep 5,uncomfortable 3,[forequirk] 1,cold 1,focused on reading the in-flight magazine 1,lost in a paperback 1,interested in a stack of paperwork 1,interested in finishing a soda 1,absorbed in swallowing medication 1,immersed in some juicy eavesdropping 1,eager to use the lavatory 1,focused on saying a silent prayer 1,preoccupied with staring out the window 1,obsessed with ringing the call button 1,diligently rooting around in a carry-on 1,obsessed with eating greasy food 1,concerned with a companion animal 1,reading a [genre] novel 1,stupid 1,busy munching on [food]
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1,fantasy 1,romance 1,technothriller 1,classic 1,western 1,science fiction 1,racy 1,arty 1,sleazy 1,detective 1,cat-themed 1,horror
 * genre

1,carrot sticks 1,pretzels 1,peanuts 1,a greasy hamburger 1,a candy bar 1,an apple 1,a cookie 1,beef jerky 1,a hunk of Wisconsin cheddar 1,Pixie Stix 1,a nasty-looking airport sandwich
 * food

1,accounting 1,insurance 1,aerospace 1,African languages and literature 1,African studies 1,Afro-American studies 1,economics 1,agroecology 1,agronomy 1,American Indian studies 1,anatomy 1,anesthesiology 1,animal health 1,anthropology 1,art 1,art education 1,art history 1,Asian American studies 1,astronomy 1,atmospheric and oceanic sciences 1,bacteriology 1,biochemistry 1,biology education 1,biomedical engineering 1,biomolecular chemistry 1,medical informatics 1,botany 1,celtic studies 1,chemical engineering 1,chemistry 1,environmental engineering 1,classics 1,clinical laboratory science 1,communication arts 1,communication sciences 1,comparative biosciences 1,comparative literature 1,computer sciences 1,consumer science 1,counseling psychology 1,curriculum and instruction 1,dairy science 1,dance 1,dermatology 1,design studies 1,development studies 1,east Asian languages and literature 1,economics 1,policy analysis 1,educational policy studies 1,educational psychology 1,computer engineering 1,engineering 1,english 1,entomology 1,environmental sciences 1,environmental studies 1,European studies 1,family medicine 1,finance 1,folklore 1,food science 1,forest and wildlife ecology 1,French and Italian 1,gender and women's studies 1,genetics 1,geography 1,geological engineering 1,geoscience 1,German 1,global cultures 1,global studies 1,history 1,horticulture 1,family studies 1,human ecology 1,human oncology 1,industrial engineering 1,integrated liberal studies 1,international studies 1,Jewish studies 1,journalism and mass communication 1,kinesiology 1,landscape architecture 1,Latin American studies 1,legal studies 1,liberal studies and the arts 1,library and information studies 1,life sciences communication 1,linguistics 1,management and human resources 1,marketing 1,materials science 1,materials science 1,mathematics 1,mechanical engineering 1,medical genetics 1,bioethics 1,microbiology 1,medical physics 1,medical sciences 1,medicine 1,medieval studies 1,middle east studies 1,military science 1,pharmacology 1,music 1,naval science 1,neurological surgery 1,neurology 1,neuroscience 1,nuclear engineering 1,nursing 1,nutritional sciences 1,obstetrics & gynecology 1,occupational therapy 1,oncology 1,information management 1,ophthalmology 1,orthopedics 1,pathology 1,pediatrics 1,pharmacology 1,pharmacy 1,philosophy 1,physical therapy 1,physics 1,physiology 1,plant pathology 1,political science 1,population health sciences 1,psychiatry 1,psychology 1,public affairs 1,radiology 1,urban land economics 1,special education 1,religious studies 1,russia, east europe and central asia 1,scandinavian studies 1,science and technology studies 1,Slavic languages and literature 1,social work 1,sociology 1,soil science 1,spanish and portuguese 1,statistics 1,surgery 1,surgical sciences 1,theatre and drama 1,urban and regional planning 1,urology 1,zoology
 * major

1,1 2,2 3,3 2,4 1.5 1.6
 * number

4,with [item] 2,with [item] and [item] 1,feeling [forequirk]
 * foreitem

5,a pen 2,a clipboard 5,a laminated safety card 5,an in flight magazine 1,a bag of apples 3,[food] 1,a can of soda 3,a heavy bag 2,a camera bag 3,a roll-on bag 1,a leather jacket 2,a laptop 3,a smart phone 1,a heavy wool jacket 1,a leather gloves 3,a bag of peanuts 1,a thick book 1,a flotation cushion 3,headphones 3,a water bottle 1,a tiny liquor bottle 3,a flame retardant blanket 1,a gold chain 1,sunglasses 2,a pencil 1,prescription medication 1,a bottle of aspirin 1,a baggie of illegal drugs 1,a small swiss army knife 1,hiking boots 1,a tube of tennis balls 1,a stuffed animal 1,a box of chocolate 1,a bag of beef jerky 1,a trashy paperback 1,adult diapers 1,a stopwatch 1,a photo album 1,knitting needles and yarn 1,playing cards 3,a neck pillow 3,a sleep mask 2,fleece hat 1,cowboy hat 1,fancy fountain pen 1,bag of fast food 1,Bible 1,deck of playing cards 1,set of noise cancelling headphones 1,porn DVD 1,personal DVD player 1,copy of Thai for Travelers 1,vacuum packed bag of boar sausages 1,case of the flu 1,European fashion magazine 1,bottle of Ambien 1,bottle of Xanax 1,musical instrument 1,little dog 1,bottle of perfume 1,bottle of Scotch 1,carton of cigarettes 1,hockey stick 1,baseball bat 1,golf club
 * item

1,(Competence 5, Luck 1) 1,(Competence 4, Luck 2) 1,(Competence 3, Luck 3) 1,(Competence 2, Luck 4) 1,(Competence 1, Luck 5)
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