Unknown Armies Oracle

… for In a Wicked Age

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4,[artifacts] 4,[characters] 4,[groups]
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1,A bobbly-headed Hamburglar that only bobbles when demons approach 1,A helmet made from an old colander studded with Christmas lights and TV antennae. When it’s worn it allows the wearer to see into an alternate universe … at the cost of their sanity 1,A phone booth that lets you call dead people 1,A spent cartridge that smells of burnt hair and flesh 1,An 8-track tape recording of a gibberish language that, when spoken, erodes reality 1,An untraceable gun that seeks out the downtrodden and helps them vent their anger 1,The manic ramblings of a dying gangster hold important secrets 1,The severed hand of a wrongly hanged man
 * artifacts

1,A boy-adept with untold power and a marked lack of remorse 1,A clock-work man who will kill to remain activated 1,A crazy old bag-lady who constantly mutters to herself, actually incredibly wealthy but forbidden to use her money wielding formidable magical powers 1,A hard-faced bully with a gun, determined to prove he’s the last true cowboy 1,A hermaphrodite who hears the voices of angels telling him to save a special child 1,A knight of the Round Table, kept alive by thaumaturgical rituals, seeking the holy grail 1,A man who can get you anything you want – your lost youth, your sister’s beauty, just name it – if you can meet his price 1,A man who remembers being a god, but now strives to destroy all he once represented 1,A McDonald’s worker who can make special shakes that let him see the future of a burger, and the one who eats it 1,A slow, palsied, reeking old pervert and albino who seems able to revive instantly when given even the slightest physical stimulus 1,A South Asian immigrant who has become more American than Americans 1,A washed-up fringe novelist with a cult following 1,A woman who cannot be restrained or intimidated, determined to destroy the patriarchy 1,An ancient golem searching for his long-lost creator … dead for 700 years 1,An ex-Sleeper, on the run from the people he used to kill magicians for 1,An Olympic fencer, convinced she lost her shot at a medal because someone cursed her socks 1,The head of a major research library, in over his head and desperate for money 1,The last unharvested golem, caught in a struggle between rival Kabbalic factions
 * characters

1,A book club that must allow their very names to become synonymous with monsters in order to safeguard the things they love 1,A brothel that ritually copies the acts of a modern porn goddess to obtain power over even the darkest of desires 1,A car full of goons wearing sunglasses, funded by an over-stimulated coffee klatch – who would otherwise be red hat ladies, if not for the inexplicable things in the back of their closets 1,A handful of scared teenaged dabblers-in-the-occult on the run from something scary 1,A war between two magical gangs, coming to a head in a cemetery 1,An extended family that travels from town to town in a Winnebago full of disturbing pseudo-mystical knickknacks 1,Several unwashed fans of a canceled TV Show, who have learned how to get mystical powers and advice from burning its increasingly-uncommon memorabilia 1,The hot young scam artists of a boiler-room phone-bank operation, selling what they think are fake miracle cures from a shadowy cabal who think otherwise 1,Three guys working low-level government desk jobs who all believe in the supernatural … but only one has magic powers
 * groups