Goblin Quirks

the goblin [qtrait]

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0, - - - quirks and traits 0, - - - still working out kinks 30,has a tattoo of [Utility.Symbol] on !PRONOUN [Body Parts.Simplealt] 30,exhibits [Additive Virtues.main] 20,'s hands are protected by leather gloves dyed [Color.dark] 20,is often noted by other goblins for [Fantasy Traits.APPEARANCE] 15,has a mohawk and wears [Color.dark] eye make-up 12,is always squinting as if looking into the sun 12,thinks horses are carnivorous and will happily eat goblin flesh 12,thinks life is cheap and power is precious 10,has a hook for a hand 10,collects nails as currency 10,likes to give small gifts, but may be offended if they are not appreciated 10,can spit with great accuracy 10,has a multitude of scabs and infections 10,is incredibly impatient and cannot abide meetings of any kind 10,is plagued with bouts of fear and dementia and will often sit down and rock gently until comforted 10,is an average looking goblin&#44; with batlike ears&#44; greasy scrags of hair&#44; and sharp needle teeth 10,is blessed with natural intelligence and a lack of common sense 10,is especially fond of eating fish&#44; particularly the bones 10,is relentlessly sarcastic&#44; even towards helpful party members 10,excels at making new friends 10,is quite the imaginative gossip 10,is wary of wizards and magic in general 10,is a brazen fellow&#44; harsh of word and sharp of tongue 10,thinks that every button should be pressed&#44; every switch should be pulled&#44; and every door should be opened 10,learns fast but not well 10,thinks that literacy is depraved 10,has learned secrets involved in the creation and applications of poisons 10,has a sharp tongue and frequently finds fault with others 10,knows how to setup a mean ambush 10,was badly burned in a fire 10,has long and spindly arms 10,will attempt to bite off an enemy's nose 10,is liable to puke everywhere when stressed 10,has a boil that oozes pus 10,lacks a nose&#44; it being lost in a bout of sewer rot 10,was injured at a young age and thus has permanent need for a wooden crutch 10,has one eye that is noticeably larger than the other 10,has a habit of trying to comfort and console others&#44; regardless if such help is needed (or welcome) 10,has an unsavory habit of drooling 10,has an especially long and hooked nose 10,has a single hideous twisted tusk jutting out of !PRONOUN mouth 10,has a raspy voice and speaks slowly&#44; with some effort 10,has a knack for jumping from high places without getting hurt 10,can eat just about anything without getting sick 10,can shrug off injuries that would fell a lesser goblin 10,dramatically offers to risk !PRONOUN own life in nearly every situation 10,knows the secret to brewing mushroom beer 10,has engaged in a number of partnerships&#44; but for some reason or another these relationships always fail 10,is the epitome of bad luck 10,is able to read and write 10,has always felt an affinity for foul weather 10,is suspicious of folks that are kind 10,tends to be suspicious that others are cheating 10,loves to share bawdy stories and jokes 10,is a refugee from a community of goblins who had long inhabited a ruined dungeon&#44; until they were slaughtered by cruel dwarves 10,is fairly stupid&#44; but can follow simple instructions well enough 10,has only three teeth. They are needle sharp 10,can run exceptionally fast and is not easily winded 10,has a tail nearly a foot long 10,has scars pockmarked across !PRONOUN face 10,has a pair of thick spectacles that don't fit 10,has a long pointy nose that curls 10,'s hands are stained lurid colors 10,'s hands are protected by hide gloves with short blunt spikes on the knuckles 10,wears pigskin leather boots 10,is good with tools and able to do a competent job of most ordinary repairs 10,is light-footed and moves silently 10,carries a large coin, which he or she is always rolling over !PRONOUN knuckles 10,raises chickens and rabbits 10,'s clothes are caked with mud 10,'s feet always bare and caked in mud 10,gets irritable in-between meals 10,has dry, dust-coated lips 10,'s face is powdered with gold dust 10,rubs white ashes over !PRONOUN skin to look ghastly 10,suffers from nose bleeds with no apparent cause 10,is uncharismatic - even for a goblin 9,goes barefoot whenever possible 9,explains to all who will listen about the evils of bathing 9,has a jewel implanted in place of a lost eye 8,struggles with pyromania 8,mouth is permanently crooked, giving the impression of a smirk even in serious moments 7,has thick, greasy dreadlocks 5,has a snaggletooth thick enough to be a tusk 5,repeatedly bemoans not being at home 5,is nearly always chewing a stalk of ripe wheat 5,smells of honeysuckle 5,'s feet are stained purple 5,suffers little discomfort if exposed to acid&#44; having widely experimented with questionable goblin cosmetics 5,doesn't know how to speak properly&#44; but instead communicates rather effectively via pantomime and a wide array of birdcalls&#44; growls&#44; and mimicry vocals 5,prefers to sleep in small spaces such as barrels or drawers 4,thinks the gods made goblins to be their playthings, and is bitter about it 4,wears an obvious wig as if it were a hat 3,refuses to drink water of any kind 3,always wears gloves in public 2,collects wine-skins and bottles and jars and canteens. All to be used for storing blood 2,is fascinated by many things most other goblins ignore 2,is convinced that everyone is about to die a gruesome death 1,is covered head to toe in tattoos
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