Gonzo Fantasy Race

Inspired by Progress Quest, Kingdom of Loathing... and random tables in general

Have Some Gonzo Fantasy Races
[gonzo_race]

And Here's Some Characters
[gonzo_character]

1,[gonzo_race] [Gonzo Fantasy Class.gonzo_class]
 * gonzo_character

10,[race_adjective_shortlist] [humanoid] 5,[strange_fraction_or_multiplier]-[humanoid] 3,[race_prefix][humanoid] 3,[off_color] [race] 3,[humanoid][similitude_suffix] [humanoid] 1,[strange_fraction_or_multiplier]ling 1,Lab [humanoid] 1,[elf_shortlist] Elf 1,[substance_adjective_shortlist] [race_form_shortlist] 1,[furniture] Furnitaur 1,[humanoid]-in-Law 1,[animation] [quaint_object] 1,Platonic [DnD 5e Character Generator.5eClass] 1,[Utility.NumeralPrefix]corn [race] 1,Neander[humanoid] 1,[quaint_object]kin 1,[beast_shortlist]born 1,[Utility.NumeralPrefix]taur 1,[specials]
 * gonzo_race

1,Pot Brownie
 * specials

2,Man 1,[humanoid]
 * race

10,[common_humanoid] 3,[uncommon_race] 1,[rare_race]
 * humanoid

1,Halfling 1,Dwarf 1,Elf 1,Orc 1,Goblin
 * common_humanoid

1,[Perilous Wilds Creature.uncommon_humanoid] 2,Gnoll 2,Gnome 2,Kobold 2,Fairy 2,Ratling 1,Hobgoblin 1,Brownie 1,Satyr 1,Harpy 1,Dryad 1,Naiad
 * uncommon_race

3,[Perilous Wilds Creature.monster] 3,[Perilous Wilds Creature.hybrid_humanoid] 1,Muppet 1,Moblin
 * rare_race

2,Semi- 2,Hemi- 2,Quasi- 2,Pseudo- 1,Hyper- 1,Para-
 * race_prefix

1,oid 1,ish 1,-like
 * similitude_suffix

1,[multiplier] 1,[fraction]
 * strange_fraction_or_multiplier

1,Double 1,Triple 2,Whole 2,One-and-a-Half
 * multiplier

2,One-Third 1,Two-Thirds 1,Nine-Seventeenths
 * fraction

1,Shallow 1,Re-living 1,Domestic 1,Lawn 1,Baker's 1,Greater 1,Lesser 1,Inferior 1,Fancy 1,Longhair 1,Shorthair 1,Hemingway 1,Low 1,Alpine 1,Gelatinous 1,Vorpal 1,Seven-Eyed 1,Bat 1,Old-School 1,House 1,Garden 1,Deep-Sea 1,Diet 1,Pond 1,Suburban 1,Street 1,Ditch 1,Gutter 1,Roof
 * race_adjective_shortlist

1,Pretentious 1,Hipster 1,High-Falutin' 1,Highhh 1,Low 1,Punk
 * elf_shortlist

1,Wharf 1,Beardless 1,Tossing 1,Unaccented
 * dwarf_shortlist

1,Pot-belly 1,Baldfoot 1,[fraction]-[multiplier]-
 * halfling_shortlist_prefix

1,Cube 1,Ooze 1,Pudding
 * race_form_shortlist

1,[off_color] 1,Limp 1,Tepid 1,Crumbly 1,Spongey 1,Opaque 1,Sour 1,Grody
 * substance_adjective_shortlist

1,Animated 1,Enchanted 1,Ambulatory 1,Talking
 * animation

1,Potato 1,Turnip 1,Radish 1,Rug 1,Broom 1,Hat 1,Bedpan 1,Sock
 * quaint_object

1,[Perilous Wilds Creature.beast] 1,Eel 1,Beetle 1,Slug 1,Snail 1,Toad 1,Turtle 1,Vole 1,Bug
 * beast_shortlist

1,Ottoman 1,Dining Table 1,Chaise Lounge 1,King Bed 1,Queen Bed 1,Twin Bed
 * furniture

1,Pallid 1,Burnt Umber 1,Ochre 1,Off-White 1,Eggshell 1,Jale 1,Cornflower Blue 1,Glossy [Utility.LightColors] 1,Matte [color] 1,"Dungeon Tan"
 * off_color

1,[Utility.LightColors] 1,[Utility.DarkColors] 1,[Utility.DullColors]
 * color