Wampus Country Henchpersons and Hangers-On

Wampus Country Henchpersons and Hangers-On(credit to Erik Jensen).

Also known as "The Dog-faced Washerwoman Table" This generator produces ten random, whimsical Wampus-Folk. Please note, that the table automates Erik's 1 in 30 chance of an even more whimsical Wamputian, and describes the result accordingly. Also note that Erik suggests that the common items generated might be an object that is being sought rather than one that is possessed.

Ten people of the land...the common clay of the new East [full]

Oh you wanted the "animate dutch oven" results? Okay... [ananimate]

29, [bpersons] [WithLooking] 1,[ananimate]
 * full

1,with 1,looking for
 * WithLooking

1,[adescriptors] [cobjects]
 * WFG


 * ananimate

6,Tragically Cursed! Used to be, but is now sadly [cobjects] 2,Cursed And Loving It! Was once [bpersons], but is now  [cobjects], and is enjoying the new form immensely. 4,Brought to life intentionally by a wizard-type: [cobjects] 4,Was always, but was bathed in magical energy in some fashion, and awakened to sapience and its [adescriptors] personality. 2,Was once an angel, fairy, or otherdimensional gewgaw, now is [cobjects] with an important epic mission - or so it believes. 1,Marvelous Two-In-One: [cobjects] &  (Stitched, lashed together, glued, something) 1,Marvelous Two-In-One: [Animal.Weirdsymbol] creatively fused to

1,shifty-eyed 1,dog-faced 1,desperate 1,misanthropic 1,sincere 1,old-fashioned 1,whistling 1,ticklish 1,angelic 1,skittish 1,misunderstood 1,mumbling 1,hirsute 1,moon-faced 1,muy macho 1,riddle-loving 1,barrel-chested 1,well-heeled 1,beautiful 1,emaciated 1,laid-back 1,hook-nosed 1,down-to-earth 1,upper-class 1,gibbering 1,generous 1,hot-tempered 1,morose 1,drooling 1,doe-eyed 1,regretful 1,valorous 1,sausage-fingered 1,diabolical 1,perfumed 1,dashing 1,fussy 1,rotund 1,intellectual 1,fashion-conscious 1,grinning 1,savage 1,bushy-bearded 1,bumbling 1,devil-faced 1,child-like 1,earnest 1,narcoleptic 1,flatulent 1,paranoid 1,milquetoast 1,heavily-tattooed 1,sniffling 1,conspiratorial 1,meddling 1,superstitious 1,simpering 1,wrinkly 1,tittering 1,lecherous 1,obsessive 1,mean-spirited 1,butterfingered 1,depressive 1,boastful 1,comically near-sighted 1,xenophobic 1,forgetful 1,friendly 1,cackling 1,deluded 1,quietly insane 1,nosy 1,ill-mannered 1,frustrated 1,unflappable 1,tipsy 1,spotty-faced 1,intolerant 1,fragile 1,flakey 1,gangly 1,devious 1,quick-witted 1,strongly-accented 1,mustachioed 1,constantly dirty 1,obsequious 1,trustworthy 1,beetle-browed 1,deeply disturbed 1,wizened 1,kleptomaniacal 1,indifferent 1,pious 1,wise-cracking 1,limping 1,keenly observant 1,teetotaling 1,long-legged
 * adescriptors

1,Dope 1,Washer Woman 1,Chimney Sweep 1,Organ Grinder 1,Revolutionary 1,Musician 1,Kidney Thief 1,Wainwright 1,Mystic 1,Nanny 1,Gourmand 1,Sheath Cleaner 1,Sharecropper 1,Spoon Bender 1,Yodeler 1,Rodeo Rider 1,Tanner 1,Cooper 1,Goatherd 1,Antiques Dealer 1,Juggler 1,Romantic 1,Plumber 1,Pimp 1,Dung Merchant 1,Nail Biter 1,Falconer 1,Chatterbox 1,Cobbler 1,Brick Baker 1,Bookbinder 1,Sideshow Freak 1,Valet 1,Librarian 1,Daydreamer 1,Lamp Lighter 1,Cat Lover 1,Barfly 1,Tin Smith 1,Layabout 1,Idiot 1,Mud Sculptor 1,Shoeshine Boy 1,Fur Trapper 1,Petty Thief 1,Saloon Girl 1,Cultist 1,Bookkeeper 1,Milkmaid 1,Woodsman 1,Gardener 1,Painter 1,Donkey Wrangler 1,Roustabout 1,Acolyte 1,Blacksmith 1,Butler 1,Coin-Clipper 1,Tobacconist 1,Truffle Gatherer 1,Pig Farmer 1,Cutpurse 1,Gator Wrestler 1,Pessimist 1,Serving Wench 1,Housemaid 1,Beggar 1,Vice Peddler 1,Bodyguard 1,Lepidopterist 1,Teamster 1,Boot Licker 1,Hobo 1,Gambler 1,Novelist 1,Traveling Salesman 1,Barroom Lawyer 1,Grouse Flusher 1,Cannibal 1,Sailor 1,Would-be Politician 1,Poet 1,Character Assassin 1,Ruffian 1,Vegetarian 1,Flatterer 1,Stevedore 1,Boxer 1,Circus Clown 1,Worrywart 1,Camel Puncher 1,Fisherman 1,Water Dowser 1,Nose Picker 1,Prankster 1,Liar 1,Thug 1,Thumb Sucker 1,Ditch Digger 1,Stonemason
 * bpersons

1,dutch oven 1,washboard 1,rolling pin 1,iron cauldron 1,broom 1,ottoman 1,oar 1,umbrella/parasol 1,anvil 1,candelabra 1,saxophone 1,brazier 1,brassiere 1,pitchfork 1,torch 1,bowl of wax fruit 1,snare drum 1,pair of pants 1,fiddle 1,cupcake 1,mop 1,chessboard 1,astrolabe 1,butter-churn 1,revolver 1,scarecrow 1,gravy-boat 1,bucket/pail 1,chocolate cookie 1,horseshoe 1,fishbowl 1,coffin 1,cricket-bat 1,barrel 1,guitar 1,bedpan 1,dinner plate 1,glass of water 1,backpack 1,wooden ladder 1,cigar box 1,platinum coin 1,mounted fish 1,boot 1,spyglass 1,baby blanket 1,pile of autumn leaves 1,crystal ball 1,concertina 1,wooden crate 1,piggybank 1,apple pie 1,archery target 1,rifle 1,argyle sock 1,jeweled brooch 1,rubber ball 1,shovel 1,cigar-store Indian 1,accordion 1,erotic literature 1,nightstand 1,white dress glove 1,scoop of dung 1,scary mask 1,bag of flour 1,helmet 1,wood-stove 1,shield 1,naughty sculpture 1,souffle 1,coffee table 1,full suit of antiquated armor 1,beer stein 1,shoe 1,salad tongs 1,top hat 1,hobby-horse 1,large rusty spike 1,dresser 1,butterfly net 1,taxidermied moose head 1,small fruit tree 1,teapot 1,exotic sword 1,sofa/loveseat 1,hangman's noose 1,park bench 1,rubbish pile 1,spectacles 1,newspaper 1,trash can 1,hammock 1,laundry basket 1,sawhorse 1,folding-chair 1,meerschaum pipe 1,bottle of wine/soda 1,fishing-pole 1,lantern
 * cobjects

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