Dwarf Clan

[main]

1, The [name] clan of [type] dwarves is led by [leader]. Its symbol is [symbol], and [motto] is its motto. They wear their beards [beard], and are very proud of their [relic]. The clan's main industry is [industry], their favored form of recreation is [recreation], and their favorite beer is. The clan needs to [problem].
 * main

1,[name_1][name_2][name_3] 1,[name_1][name_3]
 * name

1,Bar 1,Drem 1,Dun 1,Dward 1,Gald 1,Gar 1,Gord 1,Khaz 1,Kor 1,Mor 1,Murd 1,Thrak 1,Thrim
 * name_1

1,dra 1,duir 1,kar 1,lara 1,lor 1,man 1,mar 1,mur 1,rak 1,ral
 * name_2

1,din 1,dune 1,gor 1,gune 1,ia 1,ian 1,iar 1,ken 1,kun 1,ran 1,rin 1,run 1,zar
 * name_3

1,abyssal 1,accursed 1,arctic 2,ash 1,badlands 3,bronze 1,brutal 1,celestial 2,chaos 1,crystal 2,dark 1,deep 2,degenerate 1,desert 1,dream 1,eldritch 2,exiled 2,fire 2,flint 2,frost 2,glacier 2,gold 2,grey 2,gully 2,highland 3,hill 3,iron 3,mountain 1,night 2,rock 1,seacliff 1,shield 2,silver 2,undead 2,wild
 * type

50,King [Dwarf Names.DwarfNameMale] 1,Queen [Dwarf Names.DwarfNameFemale]
 * leader

1,[symbol_1] [symbol_conj] [symbol_2]
 * symbol

1,a crown 1,a dragon's head 1,a flagon 1,a hammer 1,a helm 1,a horn 1,a mailed fist 1,a shield 1,an anvil 1,an axe
 * symbol_1

1,above 1,imposed over 1,on
 * symbol_conj

1,a goblin skull 1,smoking ruins 1,a keep 1,a massive [Compound Word Names.Gemstone] 1,a mountain 1,a series of hills 1,a blazing, fiery field 1,a field of metalwork 1,a field of runes 1,a field of stonework
 * symbol_2

1,“A Hearth Ever Lit” 1,“Cleave or Be Cloven” 1,“Drink, then Death” 1,“Forge Forever” 1,“Honor Thy Ancestors” 1,“Live Hearty, Live Free” 1,“Purge the Mountains” 1,“The Hammer Sings” 1,“The Purest Metal” 1,“Under the Hill, Over All” 1,“Drink To Our Kinsmen“ 1,“For Steel and Stone“ 1,“Trust Stone and Iron“ 1,“Sing For the Stones“ 1,“The Mountain Remembers“ 1,“By Blood Written, By Stone Remembered“
 * motto

1,alchemy 2,armorsmithing 1,banking 2,blacksmithing 2,brewing 1,carpentry 2,forging 2,fungus tending 2,gem-cutting 1,gryphonry 2,gunpowder and explosives 3,mining 2,rune-etching 2,weaponsmithing
 * industry

1,long, brass bells braided within 1,long, decadently perfumed 1,long, oiled into sculpted flourishes 1,long, precious gems braided within 1,long, precious metals braided within 1,long, unkempt, a symbol of wildness 1,shaved clean as a sign of disgrace 1,short, a sore point never to be brought up 1,short, neatly trimmed with military precision 1,wild and mangy, the bones of foes braided in
 * beard

1,bitter red ale 1,caramel altbier 1,extra-strong brown ale 1,extra-thick stout 1,fruit-laden lambic 1,hoppy pale ale 1,invigorating ice beer 1,refreshing bock 1,syrupy lager 1,tongue-loosening porter
 * beer

1,arm-wrestling 1,boasting contests 1,competitive eating 1,competitive head-butting 1,drinking contests 1,goblin-skull bowling 1,hammer-swinging 1,kobold tossing 1,rock throwing 1,storytelling 1,underdark relay races 1,wrestling
 * recreation

1,Ancestral Armor 1,Anvil of Mighty Creation 1,Bloodied Battle Standard 1,Deep-Earth Craft 1,Hammer of Head Smiting 1,Library of Heroic Deeds 1,Runic Axe of the Bearded Champion 1,Scepter (made from the head on an orc king) 1,Shield of the Dwarven Vanguard 1,Tankards of Endless Filling 1,Tun of Powerful Brewing 1,War Golem 1,Glowstones
 * relic

1,compete against the giants in the ancient struggle for control of the mountain passes 1,compete for gold and honor in this year's Inter-Clan Invitational Games 1,devise a plan that will allow them to gain the treasure hoard of a sleeping dragon without waking it 1,discover who among them is attempting to sell the clan's beer recipe to a rival dwarf clan 1,either make peace with the neighboring elves or make war against them 1,exterminate their degenerate cousins below who sully the honor of all proper dwarves 1,figure out by which route the goblins are planning their next attack 1,recover an ancestral weapon from the clutches of an orc chieftain 1,retrieve an ancient heirloom from a lost fortress 1,right the wrongs of the past to regain the clan's now-tarnished honor 1,safeguard a newly-discovered mine and bring it under the auspices of the clan's stead 1,sanctify a burial place of the clan's ancestors
 * problem

From Tales of the Grotesque and Dungeonesque by Jack W. Shear.