Shadowrun Northside Barrens Weirdness

You see strange things when walking around the failed state that is the northside barrens. One of the Shadowrun Tools and Plots generators. Makes use of The Dungeon Dozen.

What the F?
[main]

1,On, by a[BarrensLocation] on a [Shadowrun Utility.StreetComp] road, the scene marked by [Shadowrun Utility.LowClassStreetDetails] there sits. [Smell] [Hear] [BackgroundCount]
 * main

1,[BarrensLocation] near a [Shadowrun Utility.StreetComp] road where you hear [Shadowrun Utility.BarrensSounds]. If you dig you might find with. [BackgroundCount]

1,, standing around on  road, the scene marked by [Shadowrun Utility.LowClassStreetDetails]. [Smell] [Hear] [BackgroundCount]

1,A wanted poster: [target], Wanted [wantedposter] stapled up on a [BarrensLocation] on a [Shadowrun Utility.StreetComp] road, the scene marked by [Shadowrun Utility.LowClassStreetDetails]. [Smell] [Hear] [BackgroundCount]

1,A post for an odd job: [oddjob]. The sign is an ARO left on a smart paper piece stuck to a [BarrensLocation] on a [Shadowrun Utility.StreetComp] road, the scene marked by [Shadowrun Utility.LowClassStreetDetails]. [Smell] [Hear] [BackgroundCount]

1,A scroll hidden among the rubble of a [Shadowrun Utility.ResidentialBuilding] on a [Shadowrun Utility.StreetComp] road. [Scroll.main], is tucked in between some bricks on the wall, there is a fresh spray of blood nearby, Outside the scene is marked by [Shadowrun Utility.LowClassStreetDetails]. [Smell] [Hear] [BackgroundCount]

1,Dead in the ditch, a [deadinditch] just outside a [BarrensLocation] on a [Shadowrun Utility.StreetComp] road, the scene marked by [Shadowrun Utility.LowClassStreetDetails]. [Smell] [Hear] [BackgroundCount]

1,[market] in the market outside on a [Shadowrun Utility.StreetComp] road, the scene marked by [Shadowrun Utility.LowClassStreetDetails]. [Smell] [Hear] [BackgroundCount]

1,A weirdo outside with a long beard and no pants on shouting about how the [Pulp Location.main] is located somewhere in the barrens, on a [Shadowrun Utility.StreetComp] road, the scene marked by [Shadowrun Utility.LowClassStreetDetails]. [Smell] [Hear] [BackgroundCount]

1,In the basement of [Shadowrun Utility.ResidentialBuilding] on a deserted [Shadowrun Utility.StreetComp] street in the barrens, you cross [Lovecraftian horror Oracle.Main].

1,In the basement of [Shadowrun Utility.BusinessType] on a deserted [Shadowrun Utility.StreetComp] street in the barrens, you cross [Lovecraftian horror Oracle.Main].

1,You smell [Shadowrun Utility.BarrensSmell]
 * Smell

1,and hear [Shadowrun Utility.BarrensSounds] nearby.
 * Hear

6, 1,Awakened notice that the background count is [Dice.1d2] 1,Awakened notice that the background count is [Dice.1d4] 1,Awakened notice that the background count is [Dice.1d6] 1,Awakened notice that the background count is [Dice.1d8]
 * BackgroundCount

20,[Oddments for Apocalypse World.oddments] 20,[Random Tools for Mutant Future.JUNK] 10,[Mathematical book.main] 1,your mom!
 * Thing

1,deserted street corner 1,residential lot that is abandoned and bulldozed flat 1,roadside ditch 1,burned out looted grocery store 1,gas station that suffered an explosion 1,busted up light post 1,knocked over power pole 1,house in a structure fire 1,burned out building with one wall unscathed 1,pile of bricks, once a building 1,mass grave, half filled in 1,lone residential house among a block of burned or abandoned houses 1,candy shop that is more than a little creepy 1,bar with lots of neon and prostitutes 1,bar and inn with a motorcycle gang out front 1,half collapsed house used as a squat judging from the tarps thrown up around it 1,quiet bar with no exterior windows and foul smells coming from inside 1,bar with no exterior windows and music blasting 1,burned out bus 1,burned out car 1,burned out [Dice.digit]-car pileup 1,burning car 1,burning bus 1,burned out convoy of [Dice.digit] trucks 1,burned out convoy of [Dice.digit] cars, [Dice.digit] trucks, and [Dice.digit] cargo trucks 1,burned out convoy of [Dice.digit] trucks, and [Dice.digit] cargo trucks some formerly armed 1,burned out convoy of [Dice.digit] trucks, and [Dice.digit] cargo trucks 1,burned out APC 1,burned out armored car 1,cluster of collapsed trees 1,cluster of burned tree
 * BarrensLocation

1,Butcher w/variety of Underworld meats, dubious sausages, menacing terrines, weird pâté, will pay bounty for reasonably fresh monster corpses. 1,Kiosk occupied by capitalist sorcerer selling preparations 1,Entirely corrupt City Inspectors w/squad of elite soldiers shake down dealers, accept only the juiciest of bribes, add arbitrary transaction fees to deals-in-progress 1,Illegal dungeon intoxicant salesman on home-crafted in-line skates zooms around openly pitching wares, issues obscene gestures to gang patrols 1,Gnarly-looking tattooist, shirtless, broad grin reveals decorative faux fangs, shaved hairless but for multi-pronged goatee, inked from crown to crotch in riot of styles, art samples on stretched human skin, audible groans from within tent enclosur 1,Ambush cleric of the mighty god of beat-downs: magically conceals self, beans chosen subject w/mace, subsequently revived in back alley under full proselytizing assault 1,Bearded witch under black tarp will curse enemies for cash, outcomes range from minor skin eruptions to howling madness to lethal afflictions, priced accordingly 1,Foreign vendor sells unusual footwear, mostly mundane w/extremely pointy toes, new line of troll-rubber boots that never wear out, enhance sneakiness 1,Levitating mystic w/brass bowl full of coins, opens eyes and issues single dark oracular statement only if exact change deposited 1,Multiple dealers offer stilts and grotesque papier mâché heads to mark upcoming Festival of the Giants 1,Squad of ex-hirelings w/visible wounds selling off goods from party of adventurers killed by poison gas trap, partial dungeon map among items, other tips available for cash payment, will never ever venture below again 1,Dungeon crawl puppet show, picaresque featuring Quazemax the quasi-lich's underworld conquests, magically enhanced production values, buckets of gore, demographic appears to comprise children/simplest louts and warriors, watching entire program yields 1d12 mostly true dungeon rumors
 * market

1,merchant, dagger in chest through defiant note refusing ransom 1,hairless naked body covered in fresh tattoos with no visible cause of death 1,halfling, still warm, skull perfectly stripped of soft tissue 1,two dwarves, backs filled with dwarf-size black arrows 1,peasant couple with empty flask, both w/freshly stitched incisions just above the hairline 1,once-mighty fighting man: stabbed, hacked, speared, seared by magical fire, shot with arrows and bashed with blunt instruments over and over until finally dead 1,giant snake slit open from the inside, must've been something it ate 1,nearly the entire roster of the Eleven Fingers street gang 1,completely intact troll, no sign of injury but to all appearances stone dead 1,tear-streaked elf in funerary raiment: succumbed to overwhelming despair 1,several notable corporates in line to be CEO's of their respective corps 1,local bishop: No, wait, he's just wasted on brandy again
 * deadinditch

1,Cult offers handsome bounty for clandestine desecration of rival temples 1,Short stint as muscle for criminal organization involved in negotiations w/similar group regarding overlapping territory 1,City government hiring freelance tax collectors for difficult accounts, paid by commission 1,Sewer patrol looking for assistance in cesspit pudding abatement 1,Temporary executioners sought after blood-soaked riot in city prisons simultaneously reduced staffing and sent death penalty cases through the roof 1,Brutal sadists needed for construction foremen positions, experience with whip a plus 1,Rewards available for list of known criminals still at large (bounty hunting licensing fee deducted from first capture) 1,Per diem workers needed for morning cleanup of high-mayhem streets/districts (Ambush Lane, Murder Street, Hell's Bunker, etc.) during festival season: bring your own high boots, strong stomach 1,Grave diggers always needed 1,City exterminators bolstering crews due to rampant urban stirge infestation 1,Black lotus dealer needs lesson taught to upstart competitors 1,Phlebotomists in employ of genteel vampire buying blood by the pint
 * oddjob

1,[American Census Names.male] [American Census Names.surname] (male) 2,[American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] (female)
 * target

1,For treason: highly satirical bard with broad fan-base among the city's youth 1,For blasphemy: gaggle of impish street waifs who seem to delight in defacing holy sites 1,For adultery: wanton spouse of city official, now in hiding w/one of many lovers 1,For loan racketeering: extremely clever and elusive Masked Money-changer, protected by hired assassins 1,For illegal arms dealing: former dwarf lord with connections living in exile in thieves' quarter 1,For kidnapping: giant chambered nautiloid w/mind control powers operating in city sewers 1,For unlawful sorcery: recently sacked sub-vizier, popular astrologer to the upper classes 1,For ESP-detected thought crimes: high priest of minor chaos temple 1,For molestation of a person of greater social station: Gandhi-like hero to the underclasses 1,For extortion: entirety of local shipping guild, services being replaced by navy 1,For failure to honor holy days: retired war hero notable for outspoken skepticism 1,For tax evasion: occupants of the rather scary looking ancient mansion on the hill, surrounded by beast-populated moat w/semi-human figures patrolling grounds by night
 * wantedposter

1,human obstacle: this hulking fellow, once-great warrior dinged in the helmet by a giant, affable at first, simply will not get out of the way, throngs of city folk sympathetic to his plight give wide berth 1,artificial sheriff: crude handmade badge of station, tattered raiment in imitation of city constabulary, speech like movie Frankenstein, attempts to place random party member under arrest for crimes indecipherable 1,lady who SCREEEEAAAMMMSS everything she says, generally gets all the way up in grill before letting loose paranoid diatribe describing current city officials as patsies for vampire cabal 1,peculiar, slightly smelly fellow with no discernible skills or profession who really wants to be friends very badly, persistent, ingratiating, offers self up as retainer happy to perform the lowliest of tasks 1,genius street urchin who learned hacking from senile decker 1,charming old lady who used to be a badass fighter must eat gold to live, metabolism permanently changed by encounter with the legendary Gold River of the Underworld, she's full of stories but expensive tastes must be indulged 1,suspiciously pale performer actually controlled by vampire monkey sidekick 1,ol' Snakepockets: reputable breeder specialising in deadly vipers, literally squirming at all times w/ 2d12 living snakes around neck, up sleeves, in pants, hair, headgear, etc. 1,mighty-looking beggar warrior w/compulsive gambling issue saving up nuyen to get pistol out of hock, would appreciate help in exchange for services 1,street surgeon: expelled from academy for outlandish (frequently correct) theories, highly successful secret practice responsible for refurbishing criminal element, provides healing, cures diseases non-magically, barter system, sewer-level offices stuffed with stolen trinkets/magic items 1,world's smallest dwarf, almost a foot tall, massive sideburns, bloated, appears ungainly but scampers like anything, catches rats with teeth, looking for work, voice like James Earl Jones 1,man under witch's curse: skin perpetually bursts into flames, lives in water filled-barrel, street folk bring him victuals, warm themselves 1,defrocked cleric of chaos w/tentacle beard rants and raves re: the end times (w/100% accuracy as it turns out) 1,outdoor librarian: has books/scrolls/tablets/etchings/etc. on wide range of outré subjects stashed in nooks and crannies throughout city 1,filthy, reeking, besotted ex-bard, knows a song on most every subject, lucid only for brief window each day 1,huge ex-magic user, cast permanent enlarge on self before dedicating life to perpetual bender 1,human pincushion: totally unharmed by slicing or stabbing attacks, likes to dare fighters to unarmored duels w/heavy wagering 1,high level pimp, deranged on bad black lotus, on rampage of extreme random aggression 1,man wearing armor made from street detritus wears stack of helms simultaneously, one of which is rather special 1,former style consultant to the rich and famous gone psycho-killer using sewing needles dipped in nerve toxin 1,ascetic panhandlers levitate in lotus position while calling out for alms telepathically 1,emaciated ogre wearing false beard/heavy cloak to avoid detection sells items on blanket after secretly devouring former owners 1,retired warrior of supreme talent renounced violence after religious awakening/mental breakdown, proselytizes to fighters relentlessly (if in any way wounded, goes completely berserk, killing everyone in sight with improvised weapons) 1,masked agitator shrieks out anti-plutocratic screeds to all and sundry until Police/Security summoned, continues lecture while eviscerating pawns of the system then disappears into the night
 * Weirdos