Tarnation plot

This is how Michael J. Patrick really writes his own webcomic - Tarnation - through a random generator. Not really. Maybe.

It is a work in progress and I borrowed (or stole) heavily from this page: Random Fantasy Plot.

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1,A [BAD_ADJ] [VILLAIN] [MENACE_VERB] [GOOD_ADJ] [VICTIM] but [HERO_ADJ] [HERO] [MEDIATION]. 3,cold and calculating 1,beautiful but depraved 1,wily and stubborn 1,decrepit and lecherous 5,villainous 1,deceitful 1,lustful 1,monstrous 1,cunning 1,honey-tongued 1,cowardly 3,greedy 3,prideful 1,slovenly and ill-tempered 1,raving mad 1,a hairy 1,a somewhat dim-witted 1,a beautiful 1,a cursed 1,a kindly 1,an innocent 1,a much-loved 1,a poor but honest 1,an honest 1,merchant 1,Bloug 1,Miriam 1,Beamish 1,Skylark 1,Telrax 1,musician 1,singer 1,Shadri 1,roadie 1,member of the wolfpack 1,creature 1,ecclesiarch 1,old witch 1,sherrif 1,bully 1,old king 1,stepmother 1,tyrant 1,centaur 1,bandit king 1,pirate 1,wandering kind 1,young apprentice 1,ingenue 1,youth 1,child 1,wife 1,peasant 1,rancher 1,priest 1,hermit 1,old woman 1,old man 1,young musician 1,young singer 1,fisherman 1,soldier 1,dancer 1,wanderer 1,strange creature 1,Bloug 1,Member of the Wolfpack 1,menaces 1,murders 1,blackmails 1,pesters 1,harasses 1,threatens 1,slanders 1,coerces 1,destroys 1,denounces 1,steals from 1,accuses 1,imprisons 1,abducts 1,sequesters 1,deceives 1,tricks 1,spies on 1,seduces 1,suborns 1,bedevils 1,tempts 1,binds 1,tortures 6,a brave 6,a clever 6,a wise 6,an honest 1,a pious 1,a foolhardy 1,a naive 1,an irreverent 1,a rebellious 1,Skoddy 1,Miriam 1,Lin 1,Pete 1,musician 1,singer 1,boy 1,girl 1,knight 1,centaur 1,former slave 5,happens upon the scene 1,has a vivid dream 4,receives word from a [VICTIM] 1,is visited by a ghost 1,is privy to the counsels of the villain 5,is passing by 1,already has a bone to pick with the villain 2,knows the victim 1,has sworn vengeance 1,has sworn to make restitution for the crime 5,is dispatched by a [VILLAIN]
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 * BAD_ADJ
 * GOOD_ADJ
 * VILLAIN
 * VICTIM
 * MENACE_VERB
 * HERO_ADJ
 * HERO
 * MEDIATION